Redneck

Yessiree, jes call me a lil ol redneck from good ol Lehi. See I wuz lookin out yonder wind-o, an I seen them weeds jes a growin. Theyz lookin like they fixin ta take over ma propertee. So I took that weed whacker an I let em have it. Took me uperds uv bout four hours as the crow flies, an that's how I got me this here Red neck. Yeehaw.